The fact that the link isn't working is the funniest part!
*puts foot in water, breaks ankle*
Crap, that is
shallow.
EDIT: Well, maybe I'll post a REAL translation from the systran translator on my computer.
Today is the 3.12.2002
How Asashi Shinbun announces today, Nintendo announced the "Imachine".
Translated from the Asashi Shinbun from today:
"the successor of the Nintendo Gamecube provides already after the first mention for true inspiring storms.
Spontaneously, absolutely unexpectedly Nintendo OF Japan published today a message, which lets the entire video game world shake.
The successor of the Nintendo gamecube is baptized "Imachine" and lets the competition with surprising, technical specifications plae.
Thus the Hontsu processor of an unknown manufacturer is produced named "Karunawaru" and bring along mad 5000Mhz.
With the RAM it meant Nintendo obviously also good, whole 512 MT GDR RAM spendiert one the newest piece of cream.
A GB fixed disk belongs to 10 likewise to the scope of the Imachine. MEMORY Cards unnecessarily and gigantic plays will be supposed the fixed disk optimally to use to be able.
For the first time also a large console of Nintendo is downward compatible.
Into various Slots on the rear side N-64, Gamecube and SN it modules will fit. One is to be able to copy N-64 and SN it title from the module on the fixed disk and so at any time, without changes of the modules, to play be able.
The Realeasedate of the Imachine is just as kaempferisch as frightening for the past Gamecubebesitzer.
Already in the middle of 2005 is to go the Imachine over the loading bar. To the USA and the European releases Nintendo did not want to express itself yet.
Thus NINT DOS will appear newest caper a half year before the Playstation hot-waited so far 3.
In few days one will make, it is said an announcement concerning the successor of the Gameboy Advance."
That is only one part of the whole message.
So far no Newssite brought this message, we is first!
Oh. Well, at least it's pliable compared to anything altavista can pump out.
oh yeah, and here's the real topic.
http://www.areacube.de/forum/viewtopic.php?t=322
Edit edit: Well, I thought if anyone who had half a brain would check out the OFFICIAL SITE furchrisakes.
http://www.nintendo.co.jp
Where's the I-machine? Huh? Huh? Where is it, boy? Come on, boy!
edit edit edit: Well well... it's pretty funny they'd only have a 10 gig hard drive anyways. Let me sum up my post here for the n00bs:
WTF OMG LOL