Well, merry Xmas to everyone on the boards, I suppose (unless you don't celebrate it, in which case "Happy Holidays" or "Good Day")....
At any rate, I'll list all the wonderful things I'll get on Xmas day tomorrow:
-[edit] from lady friend
-[edit] from lady friend after she asks for more
-mistletoe flashbacks
-"camcorder arthritis" (from holding or bending over the stand all morning)
-"I miss you" from [insert female name here]
-my cellphone reconnected
-Timberland boots (from ex-fiance')
-[edit] from ex-fiance'
-[edit] from ex-fiance (see second item)
-XboxLive kit (I hope)
-a day off from work
-more [edit] from ex-fiance's sister 
-Xmas Turkey (it really does have my name on it)
-numerous DVD's
-one more wavebird (hopefully the 2.4ghz ones; probably not)
-tons of carols from folks in my family who KNOW they can't sing worth a [edit]
-calls from other ex-girlfriends and females I only remember from middle school
-hugs from family I don't really know
And that's about it...big list, eh?
I know, I know...I'm a cynical little booger.....but what the heck- it's Christmas!!!
Happy Holidays once again, everyone!!!
*realizes he's being way too nice*
Where's my
Shadow Fox Clan when I need them to keep me mean???
*stomps off to Mercedes Benz on "24's*
-Official Ninja of [coming soon]...