Well, I almost got everything I thought I'd get; I DIDN'T get:
-[edit] from ex-fiance's sister
-Xmas Turkey (WTF??!!! that's a first)
-[edit] again from ex-fiance (she fell asleep...lazy bum)
-a crapload of DVD's; my parents, on the other hand, got quite a few that I may "aquire" in the future...

-calls from girlfriends and women I only remember from middle school (Thank God)
-XboxLive kit (now I gotta buy one)
So it turned out pretty cool; I got four wavebirds now, and some spiffy new spats...
J/K about the spats, but I did get some new kicks, and a wad of khakis and "urban clothing" to boot...
Darn, so how do I make this a rant? Hmmm...I know:
I haven't beat Metroid Prime in under 4 hours yet!!!!
That should do it...yup...
wait- something's missing...
*hops into Mercedes Benz on "24's with Alicia Keys*
There we go
-Offiicial Ninja of [coming soon]...