[ZebraRampage]

Originally posted by GameMaster
Link: I've been on the sea for weeks, maybe months now, my only company being a talking ship. I have lots of cool things but it doesn't make up for the lonliness I experience. Anyway, I hear you're kinda hurting for some rupees and well, to be honest I miss feeling love, so I was hoping maybe we could work something out.

Tinkle: What are you suggesting?

Link: How many rupees do I need to give you for eight long, exhausting hours in bed?

Tingle: Uh, well, I don't know. This is all kinda weird.

Link: How does 5 rupees sound?

Tingle: What are we waiting for?

That's kind of messed up, I really didn't need to read that. But there is one thing that doesn't make sense. Since most of us have claimed that Tingle is a homo, why would he say "Uh, well, I don't know. This is all kinda weird." Tingle is a very distrubing character...