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Old 09-07-2003, 06:15 PM   #58
VashTheStampede
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sorry for delay. Computer shut down when i was typing it.. :\

Fighting this huge monstrous beast was going to be a pain in the arse. Or so they thought. Happydude666 pulled out his BFG and fired at the monstrous beast(who from now on shall be known as Fluffums) and destroyed it. Just when they other 3 were about to commend Happydude, 30 more Fluffums emerged from the ground and surrounded the team of four. Bouncer, seeing no alternative, placed a Canadian flag headband on his head, stripped himself, and charged at the enemy, filling them with lead and blowing them up with explosives. Dyne proceeded to throw apples at the Fluffums, whlie Yoda read his booklet on "How to Control a Kanchii" and happydude unloaded numerous BFG rounds at the Fluffums, but more continued to emerge from the ground. Bouncer began to just throw grenades at the ground and blow them up with his Big Machine Guns. Happydude, who ran out of BFG rounds, began to fire his assault rifle at the oncoming Fluffum horde. Dyne shoved some apples into his vacuum and fired apple sauce at the monsters, who seemed to be burned by the acidity of it. Yoda, finally finishing the booklet, called upon Kanchii, and was swallowed by it as it landed.

"Um, did Yoda just get swallowed by his own weapon?" said Dyne, looking at the Kanchii in suspicion.

"No time..look.." the nude bouncer pointed out as more larger Fluffums popped out....

to Be continued...
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