[VashTheStampede]

ah yes..the power of applesauce is something that should not be underestimated.

Chapter 2 Part 4: Zebra, the Floating Head.

"Huh?..what the heck?...Zebra?!" exclaimed Vash in shock.

There, 5 feet away from him, was the floating head of Zebra.

"Hi Vash. What's up?" said the bodiless head.

"Your head. Now how are you alive after I placed a bullet right in the back of you skull?" said Vash.

"I'll explain later, for now, we gotta finish off these great balls of fluffiness." said Zebra.

With that, 6 people, a robot, and a floating head battled off the Fluffum horde. Vash continued to fire rounds from his .45 Colt. Rndm_Perfection fired AOL CDs and Tank rounds. Bouncer enticed the Fluffums with his brief nudity and grenades. Dyne, used the power of applesauce (beware it's true nature!). Happydude fired emptied clip after clip of the assault rifle. The Kanchii played deafening notes on his guitar. After all the Fluffums were gone, the team got into the tank and rested for a bit.

Dyne pulled out some glasses and emptied applesauce into it. "Applesauce anyone?" said Dyne.

"NO!" said the rest of them in unison, having already been covered in applesauce.

Suddenly, a giant hand furry hand grabbed the tank, throwing all of the group off guard. The beast brought the tank to it's eyes, and stared right at the group.

"I am the evil of the East, Kumakataka, leader of the Yamaruzigazas(the Fluffums), you dare defeat my children?!" hissed Kumakataka, tightening his grip on the tank. "You shall pay!!!"

"He's all talk," said Rndm_Perfection, "let's attack his eyes."

With that, the 8 members attacked the eyes of Kumakataka(who shall be known as Big K), and it howled in pain, dropping them.

"They're weakness is applesauce, but I think that just slow motion applesauce won't help at all. We need someone to throw the applesauce at high speeds..." said Dyne.

"I can do that," said Zebra, "just put a apple in my mouth and I'll float towards him at high speeds."

"Ok," said Dyne, putting a apple in Zebra's mouth.

Zebra flew at high speeds towards Big K's eyes, but when he hit it, it only did minimal damage.

Suddenly, Kanchii's face glew and grabbed Zebra, shoved an apple into his mouth, put him into the Tank barrel, and fired him at Big K's eyes.

It made a direct hit, and also sent Big K crashing towards the tank. The group rushed away in the tank, and felt the shockwave of the evil of the East crashing down.

"Two down, two to go," said Zebra.

"Now you gotta tell me WHY you are a floating head and not a dead corpse of evil." said Vash.

"Um...it's a long story.."

To BE CONTINUED (I love those words)

By the way, there will be about 6 Chapters, just to inform you. I should be able to finish by the end of the week. Chao!