*sniffle* no one likes my story?...waaah!! oh well, I'll just write some more then
Since I am behind on my chapters, I'm gonna post my first subchapter, there will be 1 subchapter after every 2 chapters, meaning there will be 3 subchapters and 6 chapters...just for your information.
Subchapter 1: The Zebra head
"Ok, so where should I begin.." pondered the head of Zebra, who we will now refer to as HoZ. (Not Hero of Zelda, Head of Zebra...haha...lame joke..sigh)
"About how you are able to live after I shot you in the head and that you are a floating and talking head now." said Vash.
"Oh and How you Crap and Eat and Breath and Sleep and stuff..." added Happydude.
"Well, the evil of the North tried to slow down the impact of the bullet, or at least lessen the damage, but the evil was killed, but his powers remained inside the body. Your bullet broke my spinal cord, letting my head pop off. " said Zebra
Everyone looked at him like he was some sort of weird turd in a toilet.
"Ahem," continued Zebra, "I woke up, not knowing how the heck I was alive or why I couldn't move my body. I began to try to lift my body up until my skin tore my head from the rest of my body, and that's how I got here today."
"How about how you crap, eat, breath, sleep, and other stuff." said Happydude.
"Um, well, I can't crap, since the food has no place to go. I can breath, because I have no lower body so I can breath from my nose and my neck now..." said Zebra sadly, "and I can sleep by just floating, and I play soccer for fun with my head."
"...." was the only thing everyone said during the rest of the trip to the South...
End of Subchapter 1.
The weirdest Sub/Chapter yet.