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Re: Re: House of the Dead
Old 10-12-2003, 07:22 PM   #3
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Default Re: Re: House of the Dead

ok...*SPOILERS*** not that u'd wanna c the movie, but...still





ok, its abou 6 kids, who happen to go to an island for a rave, but apparantly some spanish guy from 1000 years ago figured out how to create life from dead bodies, and stay immortal so he sent his minions to kill everyone at the rave, so anyways, these 6 kids get there late so everyones dead already, but *luckily* the captain that was taking them to the island was smuggling desert eagles, m4a1s, gl4 grenade launchers, double barrelled shot guns and such, and WOULDN'T you know it, all 6 kids happen to have perfect aim, and seem to be military trained commandos wih no fear(not to mention they all happened to be gravity defying black belts). The acting was HORRIBLE, they put love scenes in the WORST possible locations, the main action part was a joke, and the scary parts were SO damn stupid that i had to look away to keep myself from bothering the theeatre with laughter. There are SOO many loose ends and things that simply don't make sense its not funny, but definately the WORST part was when it hinted for a sequel at the end.....honestly DON"T see it
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