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Old 10-01-2004, 09:47 AM   #1
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I don't know how true this is, I'm just posting an email I received, but if it is true, it's really freaky.
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Can a history teacher explain this?
Have a history teacher explain this...if they can

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.



Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.



Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.



John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.



Both and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
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Old 10-01-2004, 09:54 AM   #2
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Lol, I've heard that before and I'm not sure if it's true or not Interesting..
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Old 10-01-2004, 10:19 AM   #3
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Interesting... but i really don't know if its true
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Old 10-01-2004, 11:02 AM   #4
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Most of it is not true. There are no records for example saying they had secretaries with those names. It's all kind of silly.
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Old 10-01-2004, 12:46 PM   #5
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What was he doing with Marilyn Monroe?
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Old 10-01-2004, 12:48 PM   #6
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What was he doing with Marilyn Monroe?



edit: damn, he's humping the wrong way
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Old 10-01-2004, 01:41 PM   #7
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I think they were playing doctor.


And i dont think its like, 100% confirmed that Oswald killed Kennedy. I watched this show on the descovery channel (Yes, i watch it) about it. And it showed Kennedy getting shot, like, it actually showed it, and there is NO way, the shot came from behind. Not a chance. If the shot came from behind, why did his head bounce backwards? Why did a piece of his skull land on the trunk? The shot DEFINATELY came from the side/front, towards the tunnel.

If you look at the tape after he was shot, the car speeds towards the tunnel, and everyone is running away, except for 2 guys who are running towards the car from the direction of the Grassy Knoll/Tunnel.

But thats just my opinion.

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I just think Oswald thought he was the lookout man for this whole assassination operation, when in fact he was actually the fallboy for whoever carried it out.
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Old 10-01-2004, 02:19 PM   #8
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and a great many people agree with you... My former roomie was a JFK assasication junkie, and she agrees with you for a great many reasons!
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Old 10-01-2004, 02:59 PM   #9
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I think they were playing doctor.


And i dont think its like, 100% confirmed that Oswald killed Kennedy. I watched this show on the descovery channel (Yes, i watch it) about it. And it showed Kennedy getting shot, like, it actually showed it, and there is NO way, the shot came from behind. Not a chance. If the shot came from behind, why did his head bounce backwards? Why did a piece of his skull land on the trunk? The shot DEFINATELY came from the side/front, towards the tunnel.

If you look at the tape after he was shot, the car speeds towards the tunnel, and everyone is running away, except for 2 guys who are running towards the car from the direction of the Grassy Knoll/Tunnel.

But thats just my opinion.

EDIT:
I just think Oswald thought he was the lookout man for this whole assassination operation, when in fact he was actually the fallboy for whoever carried it out.

Yes, I think it is generally believed that there was at least one more assasian involved than Oswalt. But you dont even mention the fact that 2 or 3 shots were fired in the course of like 3 or 4 seconds.(I cant remember how many shots it was, but I know it was more than 1) I also watched an in-depth show on it awhile back...they actually tried to completley re-create the whole thing, with a skilled gunman several stories up, firing at a watermellon that was sitting upright on a stick while in a moving convertible. The exact same type of gun was used.

Anywho, the guy did it, he shot 3 shots within the time that the shots were fired in real life, with exactly the same gun and exact same conditions. Only it took him several tries to do it because the gun often misfires. But after only like 2 or 3 tries, he did it. So its safe to say that Oswalt COULDVE been the only assasian, but like you said judging by how his head went and where the peice of his head went, there's a good chance someone was firing from the side, most likely somewhere possibly above that wall atop the grassy knoll.
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