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Old 03-10-2005, 12:11 PM   #1
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COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho (AP) -- A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said.

They said the 17-year-old Coeur d'Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report.

The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house.

The student was arrested and booked into a juvenile detention center. He has since been released on a judge's order that he has no contact with the students who ate the brownies.

The youth is to be sentenced on April 4 on the three misdemeanor counts, which are each punishable by up to 90 days in detention, prosecutors said.

The victims' parents were notified and the children were tested for anything that could have been transmitted through the body fluid, although Panhandle Health spokeswoman Susan Cuff said the chance of the students' health being affected would be "extremely remote."

School Superintendent Harry Amend declined comment on any school discipline against the teenager.
+rep for that kid... I dont think I'd have enough to frost a whole brownie pan... he probably just did "candy stripes" LOLOLOLOL

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Old 03-10-2005, 12:19 PM   #2
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wow...i want to laugh and feel bad for the kids at the same time...oh well

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Old 03-10-2005, 12:26 PM   #3
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It's a shame I had to read this right before class, now I'm going to have to struggle to save myself until break. Thank you Crash, for your arousing thread.

The nice thing about living in the 50's is that kids didn't have backpacks. They just carried their books which made hiding a hard-on much easier. I'm going to look pretty silly holding a book when I have a backpack but I'd rather look silly than face the other alternative.

In responce to the topic, I've never unloaded on food, only inside a sock and the hole in our old couch.
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Old 03-10-2005, 12:30 PM   #4
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Old 03-10-2005, 12:33 PM   #5
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Can you say "owned"?
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Old 03-10-2005, 12:48 PM   #6
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"he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain"

That's the best part about this story.
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Old 03-10-2005, 12:26 PM   #7
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Thats pretty disgusting. I'm disturbed.

On the other hand, that is kind of funny.
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