So...the Pope died

[Dylflon]

Yep. He's gone now.

I wonder how they'll decide on a new one.

Perhaps they'll make it a reality television competition.

Like where they have to perform on live tv and people vote.

Catholic Idol!


Or maybe they'll compete in a home decorating show where the contestant who makes the best church becomes the Pope.

Trading Chapels!


Could they abandon them all on an island and force them to compete in elimination chellenges and have them vote eachother out?

Survivor: Vattican!


Maybe they'd all be trapped in a house together with cameras all about.

Big Father!


They could perform frightening stunts to prove their love for God.

GOD Factor!


They could take a page out of America's Next Top Model.

The Vattican's Next Top Pope!

Don't forget about the swimsuit challenge.


I'm out of reality TV show ideas.

P.S. I'm sorry to any catholics I just offended.

P.S.S. R.I.P. The Pope

[Bond]

I'm not Catholic, but I was still offended. And they'll decide on a new Pope the way they have for centuries.

[Jonbo298]

I dont have a relgious preference but hearing the news saddened me, RIP

[Dylflon]

Sorry. It's just a social commentary about our disturbing society. Not making fun of Catholocism per se.

Also:

Queer Eye for the Pope Guy?

[GameMaster]

Pope John Paul II, the spiritual leader to more than 1 billion Catholics who spread his message worldwide in his 26-year papacy, has died. Rest in peace, good Father.

[Acebot44]

R.I.P. dude. I'd like to believe that he was a good man.

[The Germanator]

It's about time. I was getting bored of that Pope. He looked like he was dead for a few years anyway, like some Weekend at Bernies like prank. I'm looking forward to looking at the new guy though.

[ulala06]

the only pope to enjoy breakdancing.