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Old 05-10-2005, 10:41 AM   #1
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I don't usually write poetry of any sort but today's a special case:

The job do I call.
Not today ignorant boy.
F*ck them, f*ck them all.
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Old 05-10-2005, 12:35 PM   #2
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Hmm, it appears as though the author has some reserved hostility or hatred toward his occupation. It can be deduced that he's not going to work today. The repetition of the F word reinforces the feeling of anger.
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Old 05-10-2005, 01:24 PM   #3
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We should've had a Haiku contest on May 7th. Get it, 5/7/5? Anyway, I'll write a haiku too.

My lips are too chapped,
the name brand ChapStick only
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Old 05-10-2005, 05:38 PM   #4
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A makeshift poetry recital? I shall join.


This is my Haiku
My creativity lacks,
I think I need sleep.
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Old 05-10-2005, 05:45 PM   #5
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i just slept an hour
then got up to eat pasta
discovered it gone
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Old 05-10-2005, 06:27 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by ulala06
i just slept an hour
then got up to eat pasta
discovered it gone


That Haiku is good
It sort of made me giggle
I think I love you
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