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Old 10-26-2003, 11:21 PM   #1
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Two people die every second, That's 172,800 a day. If we assume that each has 80 pounds of edible flesh and organs that's 13,824,000 pounds of food made everyday. If we allot 1/2 a pound of food to each poor starving African child then that's 27,648,000 children saved! That's practically a whole country, all saved through the joys of cannibalism!

See? Cannibalism can bring good to the world!
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Old 10-26-2003, 11:23 PM   #2
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i hate eating people they just dont taste right
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Old 10-27-2003, 12:09 AM   #3
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you sick sick man

giving those staving kids food how dare you
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Old 10-27-2003, 12:12 AM   #4
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Let's use biotechnology instead so we [humans] can use photosynthesis.
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Old 10-27-2003, 12:17 AM   #5
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Fresh meat, daily, market prices! Served 24/7

Haha.
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Old 10-27-2003, 12:22 AM   #6
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Fresh meat, daily, market prices! Served 24/7

Haha.

I wonder if it will be available at my local wal-mart!!! (look out starving kids.... you will be starved NO MORE!!!) thanks to the wonderful prices of wally world!
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Old 10-27-2003, 05:40 PM   #7
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Human meat is way under rated. Trust me.
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Old 10-27-2003, 05:50 PM   #8
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i beleive you...
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Old 10-27-2003, 06:12 PM   #9
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But wait, Your logic is incorrect because you have to figure in teh starving children as part of the dieing population so if we start feeding them then they wouldn't be starving and thus not die. So the number of people who die each day would decrease casusing starving people yet again
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Old 10-27-2003, 11:06 PM   #10
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Orphanges. Little plump children. Burn orphanges. Rare little plump children.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm.



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Old 10-27-2003, 11:41 PM   #11
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Two people die every second, That's 172,800 a day. If we assume that each has 80 pounds of edible flesh and organs that's 13,824,000 pounds of food made everyday. If we allot 1/2 a pound of food to each poor starving African child then that's 27,648,000 children saved! That's practically a whole country, all saved through the joys of cannibalism!

See? Cannibalism can bring good to the world!

SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I can't believe no one else got to that first.
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Old 10-28-2003, 12:30 AM   #12
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wow, my appetite has disappeared completely!
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Old 10-28-2003, 12:31 AM   #13
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I'm soo confused but if you feed people then they stop dying thus defeating the purpose of having people eat the dead when the dead stop dying.
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i hate eating people they just dont taste right
Jon don't you know anything you have to add salt and paprika.
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Old 10-28-2003, 01:19 AM   #14
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SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I can't believe no one else got to that first.
Lol, what is that from? I forgot..
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Old 10-28-2003, 09:03 AM   #15
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Lol, what is that from? I forgot..
err... Soylent Green

http://www.sciflicks.com/soylent_green/


Also object of humor in SNL among other shows/movies. No doubt Simpsons had something to say about it.

EDIT: Oh yes, I remember... in the Iron Chef spoof that Futurama had, the ingredient of the match was soylent green.
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