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Old 08-17-2004, 09:29 PM   #1
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T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

In a half shell, they're the heroes four.
In this day and age who could ask for more?
The crime wave is high with muggings mysterious.
Our police and detectives are furious,
'Cause they can't find the source,
Of this lethally evil force.
This is serious so give me a quarter.
I was a witness, get me a reporter!
Call April O'Neil in on this case, and
You'd better hurry up, there's no time to waste!
We need help, like quick, on the double.
Have pity on the city, man it's in trouble!
We need heroes like the Lone Ranger
When Tonto came pronto, when there was danger.
They didn't say they'd be there in half an hour,
'Cause they displayed...Turtle Power!

[Refrain]

Now our Miss Reporter was hot on the trail.
Determined to put these crooks in jail.
She spied the bad guys and saw what happened,
But before she knew it, she fell in a trap and caught!
Yeah, she was all alone.
With no friends, and no phone.
Now this was beyond her worst dreams,
'Cause she was cornered by some wayward teens.
Headed by Shredder they were anything but good.
Misguided, unloved, they called them The Foot.
They could terrorize and be angry youths, and
They mugged the people. Who needed proof?
Then from out of the dark came an awesome sound!
Shouted "Cowabunga!" as they hit the ground.
From the field of weeds the heroes rescued the flower
'Cause they possessed...Turtle Power!

Do you stand for what you believe in?
And find the strength to do what's right?
That's TURTLE POWER!

Heroes in half shell, they're on a mission.
When there's a battle got the enemy wishin'
That they stayed at home, instead of fightin'
These ninja masters with moves like lightnin'.
They were once normal, but now they're mutants.
Splinter's the teacher so they are the students.
Leonardo, Michaelangelo, and Donatello,
Make up this group with one other fellow
Raphael. He's the leader of the group
Transformed from the norm by the nuclear goop.
Pizza's the food that's sure to please,
These ninjas are into pepperoni and cheese.
Back to the story, it's not hard to find.
Ninjas not just of the body but of the mind.
These are the words that their master instructed,
But a letter from Shredder has Splinter abducted.
That was the last straw, spring into action.
Step on The Foot, now they're gonna lose traction.
Now this is for real, so you fight for justice,
Your shell is hard so you shout, "They can't bust us four!
Like some old coffee table."
Since you were young you've been willing and able
To defeat the snake, protect the weak,
Fight for rights and the freedom to speak.
Now the villian is showin' so you take a stand.
Back to the wall, put your sword in you hand.
Remember the words of your teacher, your master:
"Evil moves fast, but good moves faster!"
Then light, shining for your illumination:
Good versus Evil equal Confrontation.
So when you're in trouble to give in and go sour,
Try to rely on YOUR...Turtle Power!

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Old 08-17-2004, 09:58 PM   #3
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Wow you guys are F@ckin Gay.

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Old 08-18-2004, 12:37 AM   #4
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Wow you guys are F@ckin Gay.
Do you just come on GT to insult people?

You're 20 years old aren't you? Maybe you should...uh...I don't know...act like it?
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Old 08-18-2004, 05:54 PM   #5
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Do you just come on GT to insult people?

You're 20 years old aren't you? Maybe you should...uh...I don't know...act like it?
I don't understand how being gay is an insult
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Old 08-18-2004, 09:19 PM   #6
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I don't understand how being gay is an insult
he used it, although politically incorrect, as an insult...and that's what matters.
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Old 08-18-2004, 12:50 AM   #7
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Wow you guys are F@ckin Gay.
jah turtl3z 0wn j00.
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Old 08-18-2004, 01:18 AM   #8
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Wow you guys are F@ckin Gay.
I nominate this for post of the year.

Way to contribute to GT, my man.
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Old 08-18-2004, 01:24 AM   #9
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Wow you guys are F@ckin Gay.
I don't know how you made it this long, but you're mine now.
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Old 08-18-2004, 01:29 AM   #10
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On a lighter note:

I love TMNT too. And yes, I know the song too.
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Old 08-18-2004, 01:50 AM   #11
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Old 08-18-2004, 01:55 AM   #12
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Wow you guys are F@ckin Gay.
Man whats this guys problem? The rod up his butt must have a rod up it's butt
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Old 08-18-2004, 02:24 AM   #13
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man, that is why i love this forum so much... yeah there are a few people here only. but noobs don't get raped everytime they post... and insulting people is in bad form... this forums rules...

i was talking to cubedojo last night, he made a good comment about the @$$#0L3$ being gone, and it does make it a nicer forum...

well, most of us are gone anyways.
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Old 08-18-2004, 02:27 AM   #14
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That was no noob. That was Duffman incarnate.

What was that...his 30 somethingth banning?
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