The Forces of Good/The Forces of Evil

[BreakABone]

Originally Posted by uber_paddler

I'm feeling a heel turn coming on.

O that sucks.
Why?

Anyone else want to change their allegiance?

[magus113]

lol I like the enemy base.

Oh no. Portal storm!

[BreakABone]

Originally Posted by magus113

lol I like the enemy base.

Oh no. Portal storm!

That's a pretty good idea.

Would the villains be opposed to having their base use a portal system?

[Combine 017]

No portal storms! The portal storm happened after The Citadel exploded. We dont want that to happen.

And I have no problem with a portal system but they were more so developing a teleportaion system. The Combine had just made one in Nova Prospekt and although it exploded, the data for it is probably still lying around somewhere.

Haha, that can be my super power, implementing Combine technology in the story.



And Bond, your pushing it. Do you wish to evoke the wrath of The Combine Overwatch?

[Fox 6]

Theres no Overwatch. They only exist in the Half Life world. You cant make up the universe, plus it would imply that the world is ruled by the bad guys. Which is isnt.

[Combine 017]

When I was talking about The Overwatch, I wasnt talking about them in the comic. I was talking about the wrath of me unleashing itself on Bond for call The Citadel a giant penis.

[Fox 6]

First of all it basically is a giant dong. Second of all, The fact that you call your "wrath" the " Combine Overwatch" is depressing on sooooo many levels.

[Bond]

Originally Posted by Combine 017

I was talking about the wrath of me unleashing itself on Bond for call The Citadel a giant penis.

G.A.M.E.S. agents, notice here that the misguided evildoer did not deny that The Citadel is a giant penis, but rather was disappointed with me for calling it a giant penis.

[Combine 017]

I dont see how a rectangle resembles a wang but whatever floats your boat, or in this case, owlship. And where the hell did I call my "wrath" the "Combine Overwatch". Its a figure of speech you dingus.

[Combine 017]

Originally Posted by Bond

G.A.M.E.S. agents, notice here that the misguided evildoer did not deny that The Citadel is a giant penis, but rather was disappointed with me for calling it a giant penis.

Yes, but I did not agree that it does look like one. If you would like me to clarify it for you, The Citadel does not look like a giant penis.

[Fox 6]

Coming form a guy who has a headcrab hat, a plush headcrab and the only CD you own is the Orange Box sound track. Sorry if I got confused.

Also, a giant tower standing erect............

[Swan]

Originally Posted by Combine 017

Yes, but I did not agree that it does look like one. If you would like me to clarify it for you, The Citadel does look like a giant penis.

See, that is much better.


If only spell check would have caught that

[Fyacin]

Originally Posted by magus113

lol I like the enemy base.

Oh no. Portal storm!

Portal Storm?

*nearly has asheron's call relapse*

[magus113]

Oh yeah. Portal storms would be bad wouldn't it?

Haha. We need to hatch Advisors and have them run around to just pwn face

[Fyacin]

I still fear the sound of wasps. Freaking blue ones would kill me over, and over, and over again.