Fun Fact! - Page 2

Ace195 · 10-27-2003, 06:12 PM

But wait, Your logic is incorrect because you have to figure in teh starving children as part of the dieing population so if we start feeding them then they wouldn't be starving and thus not die. So the number of people who die each day would decrease casusing starving people yet again

Ginkasa · 10-27-2003, 11:06 PM

Orphanges. Little plump children. Burn orphanges. Rare little plump children.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

*shrugs and walks away*

Stonecutter · 10-27-2003, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by One Winged Angel

Two people die every second, That's 172,800 a day. If we assume that each has 80 pounds of edible flesh and organs that's 13,824,000 pounds of food made everyday. If we allot 1/2 a pound of food to each poor starving African child then that's 27,648,000 children saved! That's practically a whole country, all saved through the joys of cannibalism!

See? Cannibalism can bring good to the world!

SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't believe no one else got to that first.

DimHalo · 10-28-2003, 12:30 AM

wow, my appetite has disappeared completely!

Ace195 · 10-28-2003, 12:31 AM

I'm soo confused but if you feed people then they stop dying thus defeating the purpose of having people eat the dead when the dead stop dying.
:strangled

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Originally Posted by ominub

i hate eating people they just dont taste right

Jon don't you know anything you have to add salt and paprika.

Dyne · 10-28-2003, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Stonecutter

SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't believe no one else got to that first.

Lol, what is that from? I forgot..

Rndm_Perfection · 10-28-2003, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Dyne

Lol, what is that from? I forgot..

err... Soylent Green

http://www.sciflicks.com/soylent_green/

Also object of humor in SNL among other shows/movies. No doubt Simpsons had something to say about it.

EDIT: Oh yes, I remember... in the Iron Chef spoof that Futurama had, the ingredient of the match was soylent green.

Mechadragon · 10-28-2003, 04:25 PM

Yeah, that was one of the Treehouse of horror episodes.

Xantar · 10-28-2003, 04:59 PM

Well, in a way we do eat people. You see, when people die, we either bury them or cremate them (or dump them into the sea). In any case, the body decomposes and eventually becomes a part of the soil or sea. And plants use those decomposed bodies to form their own bodies.

So, the chances are in fact very good that some of the atoms you have eaten were part of a human being at one point. But then again, some of the atoms that make up your own body used to be part of a plant.

Mechadragon · 10-28-2003, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Xantar

Well, in a way we do eat people. You see, when people die, we either bury them or cremate them (or dump them into the sea). In any case, the body decomposes and eventually becomes a part of the soil or sea. And plants use those decomposed bodies to form their own bodies.

So, the chances are in fact very good that some of the atoms you have eaten were part of a human being at one point. But then again, some of the atoms that make up your own body used to be part of a plant.

Yum!

Happydude · 10-28-2003, 08:46 PM

so technically, Vegiterians are canibals?

Ace195 · 10-28-2003, 09:12 PM

Hmm.. I guess they are