Attendance is mandatory?!? What the hell are you implying, that I don't have the right to boycott your party if I don't want to? You're going to force me into your party? Yeah, right. Let's just see you try it.
*realizes he's a moderator and he has to read the topic anyway*
*quickly chooses another topic to rant about*
What's with the offering free drinks, huh? Are you trying to snare me with free alcohol? Are you saying that a party all by itself isn't good enough for me? That I have to have alcohol to have fun? Is that it?
*takes offered beer bottle and throws it out the window*
You know how I am with beer.
*watches reactions to see if the party needs more crashing*
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