Always wanted to start a thread

[Professor S]

Yo momma so fat, that when she walks down the street men run, women cry and little children stare, screaming "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT FAT FAT WOMAN. THAT IS THE FATTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. RUN FOR THE HILLS, BEFORE WE ARE CRUSHED BY THE FLABBALANCHE."

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I made that one up myself...