What don't you like about yourself?

[Dyne]

I used to not like my hair, so I cut it off... and now everybody says they loved it.

What a weird world.

Let's see, other things.. no, nothing with women (in fact I'm too good for my own good..), body is ok and there's nothing I hate, Penis is well-sized, and.. well..

Nothing. I really do love myself.

Except for my blond facial hair. WTF. DAMN YOU FACIAL HAIR. I try to grow something decent and you can't even see it at 10 feet away. Gay, totally gay. I don't really mind it in the end though; I just use it to catch my dribbles out my coffee and tea. I drop, it catches. <3