Re: Gametavern Story
... thatmariolover comes upon one of his favorite fanboy stories. And then he begins to read it loud:
Once upon a time in 2001,
I went to a place called GameTavern, in hope for some fun,
I click 'Register' and begin to transform.
With a flash! And a crash! GameMaster is born!
Activate odd speech!
Initiate abnormal puns!
Add a pinch of innuendo!
Alright, he is done!
My first thread is a success, 38 replies!
What a wonderful place, what a great bunch of guys!
Now what do I do? Where should I begin?
I meet my first allie, goes by the alias Jin.
The hours become days, the days become weeks,
It's just not enough, I've hit my post peak.
I look in the mirror, face tired and pale,
Suddenly, I've got it: asian female!
I make a 'friendly-man' comment and post it like bait,
I go back to the main page and I wait and I wait,
The replies 'homo' and 'gay' fly at me from a forum-flame gun,
"But I'm an Asian female," I say. The jaws drop, they are stunned.
I leap from my chair! Another successful plan!
I pound my fists to my keyboard and scream, "Who's the Man!"
Amongst one another, they squabble and whine,
Then a rebel stands forth proclaiming, "Nothing but lies!"
I don't even get a trial, my verdict already set,
The staff in agreement, "The ban wagon, he gets!"
Now aware of my blunder, I protest from my cage,
When from amidst my impending doom comes Xantar the Sage.
"Save you, I will. But leave for a while, you must."
So I pack up my bags, and board the internet bus.
He talks to the staff, he gets me acquitted,
I am amazed with his power, I can't believe he did it!
Once again a free man, as silly as a goose,
I return to GT early and begin to let loose.
I can't wait a few months, I need to post soon!
A second alias is born, which brings us to part two...
Eager to read part two, that mariolover turns the page, and the second story begins starring the one and only...
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