Hey, since this is a TAVERN and all...

[DeathsHand]

SPUNKY!!!!... *hopes for a Rocko's modern life DVD collection*... Better than Ren and Stimpy... x10...

I mean uhh... I like alcohol. It's fun because it makes me forget my petty problems. It is fun to get wasted, because wasted is a cool word. I don't drink girly drinks, because I'm an insecure man. Now if you'll excuse me, I was about to head off to the gym...