I've become a political junkie

[Neo]

This is how I spend my days: Since it's the end of the month I have a lot of downtime at work. Everyday I spend at least two hours pouring over articles from all the news sites cnn, msnbc, cbs, abc, even fox news, along with several independent sites. I know more about the voting process than any sane person should. I also spend time analyzing the polls, analyzing the analyses, examing voter trends and various other factors. Now while I blieve Kerry has an excellent chance of winning, I'm trying to find things about Bush that I like in case the republicans are able to destroy enough democratic ballots to give him the win. Now this has been a very difficult process, but I found I do like policies such as the tax relief. Nevermind the fact it's screwing over the country and people are losing jobs - from a purely selfish standpoint I like it. He's proven he's tough on terror, perhaps to a reckless extent. I like that he doesn't coddle minorities simply because of their skin tone. And if money were no object and there were no treaty concerns than I guess having a barely functional NMD is better than no NMD. Also I'm never planning on having an abortion, and I use protection so that shouldn't be an issue for me. Yes, your glorious forum leader does occasionally get some. On rare occasions. Anyway after this is over I'm probably going to have to purge, much like Team America's Johnston.