Texas - OU 2005

[Neo]

This Saturday is the 100th anniversary of the Red River Shootout, that time of the year when the Longhorns bitch-slap the helpless sooners and drive them back over the border to that craphole of a state they call oklahoma. I mean seriously, if the world were to receive an enema then Norman, OK is where you would connect the hose. I've driven through OK several times and I hated it each time. No one there knows how to drive.

Unfortunately the evil sooners have been triumphant for the past five years in a row. The last time Texas won I was a senior at UT. That was before Nintendo Dolphin was even a dream.

I hope Texas wins on Saturday, and you better too. If they lose again I am going to be forced to shut down GameTavern and leave the country.

Hook 'em Horns!