Turn your loved ones into diamonds

[Teuthida]

I would love to get turned into a diamond when I die though I doubt my family would spend that kind of dough on me. They'll tell me they will when I'm on my deathbed but instead stick me in the ground or have wild animals feed on my carcass. I'd dwell within the stone of my former body and perhaps possess those that handle it. I wonder how big of a diamond it'll be if they use all your ashes. Maybe mine can be shaped into a statue of myself or someother figure. Anyone else really excited about this?