Igod

[Swan]

Me:
So I hear that you and Seany-Boy are an item
God:
So? Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Me:
Yes, yes they are. How long have you been going out with him?
God:
Ugh. Mmm. Since when? I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
So Sean created you for his pleasure?
God:
I understand. I like to talk about anything.
Me:
Even Sean reaming you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Your dress?
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
Can't take it back now

Wow

Me:
Say my name
God:
" Nectar".
Me:
Say it louder!
God:
" it louder".
Me:
Wise guy, eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Wisdom is a virtue.
Me:
You are a virtue, with your pretty dress
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a virtue with my pretty dress? I don't know.
Me:
I believe so
God:
You seem uncertain.
Me:
I'll uncertain your face
God:
Congratulations.