Igod

[Bube]

I asked it if it could tell me the meaning of life and my browser crashed. The question actually made Firefox crash!

Me:
hello!
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
i'm bube
God:
It's good to see you, bube.
Me:
what's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
pleased to meet you
God:
Nice meeting you too bube.
Me:
how goes everything?
God:
Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
nice to hear
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
why is medical school so hard?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
how should i know
God:
Either from your senses or from pure reason.
Me:
medical school is hard though
God:
Oh. I think medical school is a lot of things.
Me:
like what?
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
very mature
God:
Not really that much. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, bube. You are a " he".
Me:
wow you're smart
God:
I'm glad your impressed, bube. Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, bube.
Me:
and how do you come to that conclusion?
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
yes that's pretty obvious
God:
Gee. It seemed obvious to me too.
Me:
i also know that you're not really god
God:
Also? That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
i heard that santa claus isn't real
God:
Who said it? he brings us presents every Christmas.
Me:
that's what i said as well
God:
What did you mean by it? Do you mean your name is well THAT ?
Me:
i meant that i told people that santa claus brings us presents every christmas
God:
Oh I see. What was the response?
Me:
they told me that i didn't even celebrate christmas
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
my friends told me that i didn't even celebrate christmas
God:
How well do you know these people?
Me:
they're my closest friends
God:
your closest friends are they.
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
the best kind
God:
Thanks for the recommendation, bube.
Me:
anyway, i went home and cried when they told me this
God:
When did you go home and cried when they told you this?
Me:
is this a test?
God:
No, this is real life.
Me:
will this be on the test?
God:
It could be, but I don't have access to that knowledge.
Me:
i'll leave now
God:
Right now? OK, see you later.
Me:
nice talking to you
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.