Wii Bad for the Industry

[Spasmolytic]

A: "I don't like Bacon, Lettuce, or Tomato... PBJ for life!"

B: "PB&J Sandwhich Co. isn't going to attract the BLT crowd, which holds a large percentage of sandwhich sales."

A: "What do you mean? There's a B in PBJ and there's a B in BLT. It's just as good."

B: "BLT and PBJ are different. PBJ isn't meant to have Bacon, Lettuce, or Tomato."

A: "BUT, you fail to see that it CAN have BLT. What makes you think that it's not capable?"

B: "Umm, weren't you just saying you don't like Bacon, Lettuce, or Tomato? Besides, I think you're missing the point; There are sandwhiches for BLT and there are sandwhiches for PBJ. Each company knew what they were doing when they chose one or the other."

A: "PB&J Sandwhich Co. is capable of making BLTs... in fact, my PB&J IS a BLT."

B: *sigh*

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