Re: If you're going to the movies...
Don't ask for butter on popcorn. Butter is a privilege, not a right. It's up to me, whether you get butter or not. If I feel generous, I will say, "Would you like butter on that?"
And should I be so kind, do NOT ask for me to layer the butter. Again, it is up to me if and how butter will be applied to your popcorn. And to be quite frank, it just makes you seem like a ****ing pig when ask for the butter to be layered. And if you're overweight and asking for the above, you're just embarrassing yourself. Sorry, but it's true.
Do NOT ask for the 'fresh stuff' or the freshest popcorn. It's all fresh you ****ing, idiot pigs. You think it sits in there overnight and is reused the next day? No, I will not get you the 'fresh stuff' you ****ing moron. And just for asking that, I think I'll go out of my way to get you popcorn from the bottom of the bin. You know, the popcorn that's all broken into bits and is gathered with all the kernels. Munch on that, lieutenant *******!
And do NOT complain to me about the prices of food and/or drink items. If you can afford to shell out the money for your ticket, then you damn well have enough to blow on food. And if not, then you shouldn't be getting food. And guess what, last time I checked, there's no law that says you HAVE to shovel food into your ****ing face while you watch a movie (see: Null). How's that for a startling revelation? So quit bitching about the prices and just go home and watch reruns of Roseanne, you ****ing cheapskate.
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