How many pairs of shoes do you have??

[Ric]

3... well sort of, I have a pair of slippers that I wear at home.
A nackered old pair of trainers that I wear when my others are wet or muddy.
A pair of decent trainers that I wear all the time.

And please, I am too good for brand lables. Quality footwear comes from smaller companies trying to make an imperession.