Thoughts On: The Matrix

[Professor S]

The first Matrix movie is a landmark. It really captured a time, feeling and style and gave us all one of the few truly authentic "holy shit!" moments we'll get from film.

The second two movies were abhorrent wastes of time, and filled to the gills with self-indulgent plotting and bloated, heavy dialogue. Pretty? Yes. Loathesome? Absolutely.

"Ergo, this entire Matrix anomoly can concordantly and simultaneously suck and/or not suck my balls."