Combine! werden Sie getrunken?

[Combine 017]

Why yes,
yes I am drunk.

I already went for my drunken walk so that's out of the way.
But I still need to p[ost a drunken thread.

Alright,
here we go ya bloody pikers!

First off. What the hell Bond? RROD!? You should probably just get a new XBOX.
You do realize that no one plays TF2 anymore because of that right?
I'm the only damn person that plays it anymore! I don't know why.
Its like some sort of aura surrounds you that makes people want to play it.
Magic I say,
MAGIC!

And now that The Prof,
is off,
somewhere not?
Drinking plenty of groff,
Enjoying snot,
with a side of (insert non-rhyming word here)

Meh.

I'm substantially tired now, seeing as how its... (hang on a sec)

3:13 in the fucking morning!??

Fox is just waking up around now to go to work!
but money is money.
And money is delicious!
Especially with some tartar sauce!