Teuthida's Table Talk Turkey Trombone

[Combine 017]

Id streak across a football stadium. They would be able to see me on camera but it would be really hard for them to catch me.

I would turn a person into cheese. The skin would be swiss cheese and the the rest would be various assortments of cheeses, so little cheese giblets and organs would poor out. Now, would this power kill the person or would they remain alive trying to gather their cheesy organs before they were eaten?