RIAA cracking down on file swappers

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From BSNEWS.com:

"Jason1, a frequent forumer at the GameTavern message boards, was arrested yesterday morning for illegal file sharing. He will face up to five years in jail. He was quoted as saying, "It's not my fault! My racist grandparents told me to! I just wanted to fight off the offenders! All hail Hitler!" When questioned by an openly gay reporter he responded by saying, "I hate homos!" he the proceeded to violently kick the reporter in the testicles. He will first have to be deemed sane before he can stand trial."

Oh well.