What is Canada?

[GameMaster]

I've never been to Canada. In my mind I envision a place that's always cold and snowy and not very developed. Small towns with family owned businesses, no large corporate companies like SafeWay or Kinkos. Small places that aren't chain restaurants like Uncle Ben's Waffle Palace or Howards Hamburgers. Yeah, I know this is probably very far from the real Cananda but I've never been to Canada.