Pirates: Porn With CGI

BreakABone · 07-02-2009, 02:30 AM

I've known about this for quite some time, but who really has time to find porn on the interwebs.

Anyhow decided to give this a download... it should be finished sometime tomorrow assuming my internet doesn't hate me overnight.

But for some background, this is of course based on the Pirates of the Caribbean movie franchise. It is one of the most noteworthy pornos because of its Hollywood like production values (I hear it cost a couple of million of dollars to produce)

Here are some GT safe pics

KillerGremlin · 07-02-2009, 02:43 AM

I recommend Pirates as a fun flick to watch with your GF/Wife/Companion/What-have-you. It has a story and CGI that is both campy, funny, and less degrading than the movies where the guy just starts ramming his junk into every hole in the girl. So basically, while 99% of the porn you watch would probably upset the female population, this film is actually pretty okay.

I wouldn't recommend it as a solo movie really but as a couple's flick it is a good icebreaker if you want to pursue that avenue. And I think watching porn with your significant other is a positive way to spice things up!

I give it two balls in the sack to boot.

BlueFire · 07-02-2009, 04:26 AM

lmao, I've seen this. It was really funny.

Jonbo298 · 07-04-2009, 11:37 AM

I loved Evan Stone's acting in the movie in both the original and the sequel. Considering I've seen him in...movies that KG mentioned, I was pleasantly surprised. I'm hoping they make a 3rd one just because it's so funny in a B rated way.

Professor S · 07-09-2009, 08:05 AM

I watched the clip, and that was actually pretty funny.

"I have a large sack of-"
"EASY, BRO"

The funniest part was Stone's impersonation of J. Peterman from Seinfeld, which is actually an over the top impersonation of the late Charleton Heston.

Swan · 07-09-2009, 06:25 PM

That guy could play a wicked Zap Brannigan.