Let's see, two good feet on the East Coast in New Jersey, and of course I happen to have the two MORONS on the street who NEED to drive somewhere for no good reason get stuck in front of my house, one with ALL WHEEL DRIVE!
Well I ain't diggin' 'em out, so I let my ftaher help shovle them abck to thier driveways, some people REALLY need to listen to warnings from the goverment about snow.
Come to think of it, I got to be lazy! My father shovled the guys who got teir cars stuck out of the snow, and my brother was the chimp who got to push the Snow THROWER, not a blow, a THROWER, it's a like a lawn-mower for snow, and it can do a Driveway in this type of weather in about 200 minutes, NOT 20 hours like a shovel!
Anyway my Uncle is Marooned in Texas eating Barbacue, I'm Marroned in NJ with nothing to do, go figure, either way I get the worst end of it, at least OSama and his @$$holes can't attack in this weather so maybe wwe'll have that alert code lowered, even for one day-- then the crazies can buy more DUCT Tape to "Terror Proof" their homes.
I just hope the President is using this weather to his advantage and averting any potential attack, BEFORE the weather is good enough for Osama B*tch loser to do anything.
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