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Old 01-24-2005, 04:35 PM   #16
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I hope I die in a blaze of glory, bringing several mofos with me. Another one of my death fantasies involves being smacked head-on by a huge bus as I attempt to cross the street. Being found with my throat slit and eyes gaping open also has some appeal.
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Old 01-24-2005, 04:37 PM   #17
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No male in my family has ever lived past 65.
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Old 01-24-2005, 06:54 PM   #18
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I hope I will be alive, well, and happy. I've always thought that by 75 i will be ready to die or something. I should have lived a satisfying life by 75-80.
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Old 01-24-2005, 07:17 PM   #19
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Benching 300.

Or dead.

Depends on how far medical technology advances.
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Old 01-26-2005, 06:10 PM   #20
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No male in my family has ever lived past 65.
I hope you and your dad break that curse.
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Old 01-26-2005, 08:05 PM   #21
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I hope you and your dad break that curse.
Curse?
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Old 01-27-2005, 06:37 PM   #22
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Curse?
The curse of being unable to live past 65...

I agree with Joeiss, being elderly doesn't have to be all downhill. The Golden Years are a time to try new things and rekindle old passions. Whether that be painting or the woman at the post office.
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Old 01-27-2005, 08:47 PM   #23
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The curse of being unable to live past 65...

I agree with Joeiss, being elderly doesn't have to be all downhill. The Golden Years are a time to try new things and rekindle old passions. Whether that be painting or the woman at the post office.
How about painting the woman at the post office?
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Old 01-28-2005, 01:54 AM   #24
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No male in my family has ever lived past 65.
I'm in the same boat, but not as bad. My grandfather lived to be the oldest male ever in my family, and he lived to be 72.

We Millers knock off early.
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Old 01-28-2005, 09:39 AM   #25
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My great grandfather lived to be 94... I wish I could remember him
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Old 01-28-2005, 11:14 AM   #26
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My great Aunt is turning 102 this year.



I think its 102....it might be 103, or 101.
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