Re: Art Battle Volume 1
Oh yeah...
For future reference, if anyone [GT(1)] ever says "I'll pay you X dubloons if you do this," remember that there's a good chance that I'll [GT(2)] pay you "X+1" dubloons to satisfy the "opposite" scenario (or "not to do this"). This is under the assumption that the domain of "X" is all positive real numbers less than or equal to 'GT(1)'s dubloon total, and that "X+1" is less than or equal to 'GT(2)'s dubloon total.
Also to take note is the fact that the GT(2) purchase is directly related to demand and is therefore subject to increase on the dubloon axis. As well, GT(2) bears the right to not pass any "ass"ymptotes, which includes "purchasing both GT(1) and GT(2)." If GT(1)'s offer were ever to be purchased after the offer made by GT(2) has been purchased, a refund of 150% would be demanded for the GT(2) purchase.
Contact me for details.
Odds of this offer being available when both participants [the buyer and GT(1)] live outside of the contiguous United States are dramatically decreased.
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As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting.
I will tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything.
As I treat you like a dog, and I shoot my venom in,
You pretend you never knew that I am a scorpion.
12 AM EDT Weds May 25, 2005
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