The Battle of the JBs

[Typhoid]

I'm a sucker for Bourne.

[Bube]

Bourne.

Because I've never watched an episode of 24 (and because they had the Turks as terrorists once).

I thought of Bond, but I was never that into Bond movies.

[flamb]

totally thought you meant jailbait

anyways bauer obvs

[birdman]

What's this about jailbait?

[Yoda9864]

How can people vote for anyone other than Bourne???

They should've included him in the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. He would've won for sure.

[KillerGremlin]

Originally Posted by birdman

What's this about jailbait?

This thread could use some virtues:

1. "TEMPERANCE. Eat not to dullness; drink not to elevation."
2. "SILENCE. Speak not but what may benefit others or yourself; avoid trifling conversation."
3. "ORDER. Let all your things have their places; let each part of your business have its time."
4. "RESOLUTION. Resolve to perform what you ought; perform without fail what you resolve."
5. "FRUGALITY. Make no expense but to do good to others or yourself; i.e., waste nothing."
6. "INDUSTRY. Lose no time; be always employ'd in something useful; cut off all unnecessary actions."
7. "SINCERITY. Use no hurtful deceit; think innocently and justly, and, if you speak, speak accordingly."
8. "JUSTICE. Wrong none by doing injuries, or omitting the benefits that are your duty."
9. "MODERATION. Avoid extremes; forbear resenting injuries so much as you think they deserve."
10. "CLEANLINESS. Tolerate no uncleanliness in body, cloaths, or habitation."
11. "TRANQUILLITY. Be not disturbed at trifles, or at accidents common or unavoidable."
12. "CHASTITY. Rarely use venery but for health or offspring, never to dullness, weakness, or the injury of your own or another's peace or reputation."
13. "HUMILITY. Imitate Jesus and Socrates."