*notices that no one's posted in over twenty hours* *decides to break rules*
It was deep voice of none other than James Earl Jones. "Oh, my God," Xantar gasped, "James Earl Jones! The James Earl Jones! Wait...who's James Earl Jones?" At this, James Earl Jones gave Xantar a stern look. "Surely you've heard of me!" he shouted, amazed at the very idea of someone not knowing who he is. "Nope," Xantar replied while sucking on a lollipop, "I don't know who you are or why you're here." "FreakyBob wrote me into the story because it was getting boring" he said. "I came here to deliver some lesbian porn to BreakABone. And, by the way, I was the voice of Darth Vadar and Mufasha from the Lion King (Coyotes could be heard singing in the background)." "Um...okay" Crono muttered. This is really going nowhere. It would be nice if something interesting would happen in this story once in a while." At that very moment, a thin, girlie white boy entered the room. "My sons," he began, " It is I, Jesus, the messiah, you're lord and savior." Neo put down his fan fics and walked over to Jesus. "Alright, Jesus," he sighed, "Why are you here? No one's reading this, anyway." "I come bearing gifts" came his response. Jesus then reached into his pockets and pulled out a deck of rare Poke'mon cards. He handed them out to everyone and simply said "enjoy." He then ascended into Heaven, never to be seen again. FreakyBob wakes up from a long nap on the couch. "Holy Crap," he screamed in terror, "Is this still going on!?" Then BreakABone said..........
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Then Neo said.....
Hybrid Mode
