So what type of experiences have you ever had with this type of people?
*knows he's had quite a few experiences with some weird people but just can't think of any right now*
Have you ever meet that one weird person who wants to enlighten you on religion?
Some Jehovah's witness guy came to my house one day. When he started talking about all that's wrong in the world and ****, I just slowly closed the door and locked it

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Have you ever encountered the man seeking donations to feed his family?
Yeah I was waiting in my car for someone in a parking lot one time and this deaf-mute (it said so on the piece of paper attached to the keychains) came up to me wanting me to buy these $3 keychains from him to help his family. I found this guy to seem phony, so I tested him. I looked at the piece of paper attached to them (not looking at him) and said "What does this say?". Of course I wasn't really expecting him to fall for it... but sure enough "Oh it says....(whatever it was he said)". Then he had a startled look then ran away. I shook my head and rolled the window back up again

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Have you ever see a purple haired girl try and stop the bus and the bust driver was willing to run her over?
I've seen lots of purple-haired girls, but not ones that are involved in that situation

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