Perfect Dark Zero "Blew Gamespot Away" - Page 4

Dyne · 11-24-2005, 04:58 AM

Why even post all that crap in the first place. It's circular to think those statements will end anything.

Typhoid · 11-24-2005, 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Dyne

Why even post all that crap in the first place. It's circular to think those statements will end anything.

If you want to delete it, and this, I'll leave that to your discretion whether to gut it, or clear it.

For I do not care.

But it would be wise to delete this post as well.

Dyne · 11-24-2005, 05:02 AM

No, I'm going to leave it.

This thread was doomed from the time Bond typed "Perfect Dark Zero" in the thread title.

Jonbo298 · 11-24-2005, 09:33 AM

Yes bond, and you didnt do anything fanboyish related by posting all our many months old comments that were based off not playing the game

Xantar · 11-24-2005, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Professor S

Gamemaster, I spend exactly the same amount of time "targeting you with extensive plans" as I spend watching reruns of Mama's Family and Becker. Stew on that for a while, you paranoid loon.

Damn. And I was just about to ask you where I could sign up.

Huh? Oh you mean I wasn't supposed to tell GameMaster about...? Say again? Secrecy and misdirection? OHHHHH!

Ok, got it. My lips are sealed.

...

So how about them Eagles?

Professor S · 11-24-2005, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Dyne

Look what you've done, Professor S. Are you happy?

I'm ****ing ECSTATIC! Look at this thread! We've actually got a 4 page thread going about a LAUNCH GAME for a NEXT GEN CONSOLE that just LAUNCHED. The fact that there weren't more and longer threads is an embarassment to this entire website. This is GAMEtavern, not NINTENDOtavern. I'm a little tired of digging up information about the 360 for no one to care about, and I'm not the only one who was.

So Bond decided to stoke the flames a little and I recognized what he was doing and joined right in. It worked GREAT! Now we have members actually looking up info on Xbox360 games and comparing scores. True, they're looking for bad information to support their pre-ordained beliefs, but like an emotionally abandoned child, I'll take bad attention for the 360 over no attention at all. Hell, we even got Xantar into the mix without directly bringing up Nintendo or politics!

Mission accomplished! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

/me goes back to his hidden lair and hi-5's Bond, then begins to concoct his next nefarious scheme... targeted at Gamemaster, of course.

Professor S · 11-24-2005, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Xantar

Damn. And I was just about to ask you where I could sign up.

Huh? Oh you mean I wasn't supposed to tell GameMaster about...? Say again? Secrecy and misdirection? OHHHHH!

Ok, got it. My lips are sealed.

...

So how about them Eagles?

/me pokes his head of of the hidden lair or evel doings and happenings

The Eagles SUCK, but thanks for asking.

And I double posted! What are you going to do about it?! NOTHING, THATS WHAT!!!! MWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

/me leaps back into his hidden lair of dark plotting and shenanigans, hi-5's Bond yet again, and then makes himself a hot-chocolate

Neo · 11-24-2005, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by GameMaster

I'm going somewhere tomorrow too. I just don't like how you and Strangler lure me into baited threads with the intention of creating a brawl. And just so you know, I received a tip-off a while ago that you two have been targeting me for quite some time with extensive plans that are made in the staff forum. So don't bother denying it.

Yeah every friday we get together and try to figure out the best ways of baiting you. Is it working?

If Rare comes to their senses and makes Banjo Threeie then I will have to get a 360. Probably just a used core system or something. I don't have the time or the money to support three systems again.

This gen:

1) GameCube
2) Xbox
3) PS2

Next gen:

1) PS3
2) Revolution
3) 360

Stonecutter · 11-24-2005, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Professor S

I actually heard that the editor in chief of Gamespot woke up with his dog's severed head in his bed accompanied by a note stating: "PD0 is amazing... riiiight?

XBOX 1S TEH SUCKS!1!1!!1! nINTENDO 1S TEH RULE$!1!1!1!!!!! DEATH TO GATESGATE!1!1!!!! THE EV1L EMP1RE IS REAL!!1!1!!! SHADOW GOV RUNS OUR L1VE$!!!!!

WAAAAAUUUUGGHH!!!

BTW, Kameo is getting good reviews, too.

As is PGR3, but the Project Gotham games all suck... right?

Thusfar, the only game you can say "aw bite me" to is Madden 06, but that's EA so yeah...

Perfect Stu · 11-24-2005, 02:38 PM

LOL @ this entire thread. Dammit, this is what I've missed for such a long time at GameTavern.

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Originally Posted by Professor S

Gamemaster, I spend exactly the same amount of time "targeting you with extensive plans" as I spend watching reruns of Mama's Family and Becker. Stew on that for a while, you paranoid loon.

nothing against gamemaster or anyone else, I just find that comment well worded and delivered with an uncommon charimastic charm.

*thinks about contributing to the thread*

...uncommon for a flaming Crap-Box 360 fanboy like Strangler, that is. I heard that some child got sick from playing Perfect Dark 0 (due to its utter crappiness), and spread the newborn 'X360' virus to hundreds of thousands of other kids, killing them all.

Ya hear that, people? Buy a 360 and you're killing children...I wont speak for everyone, but I certainly will not be a part of that.

Professor S · 11-24-2005, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Stonecutter

As is PGR3, but the Project Gotham games all suck... right?

Thusfar, the only game you can say "aw bite me" to is Madden 06, but that's EA so yeah...

Please read the last two posts I made on this thread.

And Stonecutter, the only thing spreading viruses around here is your girlfriend. OH SNAP!! HAVE AT YOU!!!

Stonecutter · 11-24-2005, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Professor S

Please read the last two posts I made on this thread.

And Stonecutter, the only thing spreading viruses around here is your girlfriend. OH SNAP!! HAVE AT YOU!!!

*sigh*

I should act like a mod here... but aw **** it.

Have your fun.

PS: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

Canyarion · 11-24-2005, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by GameMaster

I'm going somewhere tomorrow too. I just don't like how you and Strangler lure me into baited threads with the intention of creating a brawl. And just so you know, I received a tip-off a while ago that you two have been targeting me for quite some time with extensive plans that are made in the staff forum. So don't bother denying it.

Gamemaster, you should really remind them of your position as a moderator.

The point with Perfect Dark Zero is that Nintendo fans want it to suck because they feel bad about losing Rare, while Xbox fans want it to be good just to piss of Nintendo fans. Or something about that, you get the point. This isn't just a neutral game.

Professor S · 11-24-2005, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Canyarion

Gamemaster, you should really remind them of your position as a moderator.

I hope you're kidding. Gamemaster will be a moderator again when Teddy Kennedy is president and invades Jamaica for the rum.

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The point with Perfect Dark Zero is that Nintendo fans want it to suck because they feel bad about losing Rare, while Xbox fans want it to be good just to piss of Nintendo fans. Or something about that, you get the point. This isn't just a neutral game.

Man, someone finally got it. +rep if we still had it.

Typhoid · 11-24-2005, 06:03 PM

Strangler, I know this is off topic, and no doubt will be flagged as looking for an argument, but I just lost practically all the respect I had for you with this one thread.

You're a moderator. You should act like one.