Riddle Me This/Riddle Me That

[Blackmane]

Originally Posted by Kyuzo

The word is Five

Three + Two, is Five and there are fewer letters, then in three.

The rest are good, but I was looking for something else in this one, although your answer works too.

Can you think of the answer I'm looking for?

[MuGen]

Thats impossible...

A word of letters THREE - self explanatory.
ADD two - THREETWO or THREE + TWO?
Fewer it will be - THREE + TWO = FIVE having one fewer letter.

It's not a word that can be written three times over saying the same thing.

in response to the empty... answer

EDIT: Few is three letters and if you add two letters, Fewer it will be.....

The word is few...... thats pretty tricky.

[ulala06]

the fewer one was EASy.

AND FOR THE LAST TIME:

it can't be a pig because dead pigs smell AWFUL!!!!!!!111one!!!

[MuGen]

It is a pig, my lovely beauty, for my biology teacher taught us that riddle ages ago.

And they do smell better then they do when living, as he tought it while we were dissecting it.

In any case... thats the answer no doubt about it.

[ulala06]

Originally Posted by Kyuzo

It is a pig, my lovely beauty, for my biology teacher taught us that riddle ages ago.

And they do smell better then they do when living, as he tought it while we were dissecting it.

In any case... thats the answer no doubt about it.

the only way it could be a pig is if you were talking about how when a pig dies you cook it as pork... they smell just like any other animal that's dead.

[Canyarion]

Originally Posted by Blackmane

Riddle me this!

Whoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
And whoever knows it wants it not.

What is it?

A fart!

And Crash, you never said if my and Bubes answers to your riddles were correct.

[Blackmane]

Originally Posted by Canyarion

A fart!

It's already been answered, its counterfeit money.


And yes, you got it Kyuzo. Pretty tricky indeed.

[Stray_Bullet]

Originally Posted by Kyuzo

It is a pig, my lovely beauty, for my biology teacher taught us that riddle ages ago.

And they do smell better then they do when living, as he tought it while we were dissecting it.

In any case... thats the answer no doubt about it.

Ever thought maybe your teacher was one of those pricks that twisted riddles to fit a situation? Ever also thought that just about all of these riddles have multiple answers, including the ones in which you first posted that I answered "incorrectly?"

[ulala06]

a man walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. the bartender pulls out a gun and points at him, and the man says thank you and leaves. why?

and this one's just funny so i'm going to post it AND it's answer because there's NO WAY that anyone would get it:

A man goes to a restaurant, orders albatross, takes one bite, leaves the restaurant and shoots himself. Why?

ANSWER: The man was stranded on a desert island with himself, his wife and a stranger. One day, the stranger came to him telling him his wife had been killed by wild animals on the other side of the island. That evening, the stranger made dinner for the man out of an albatross that he had found. After the man was rescued, on suspicion, he went to a restaurant and ordered albatross, tasted it, realized that he had eaten his wife on the island and committed suicide.

[Crash]

WTF????

the first one = the man had hiccups and by scaring him, he got rid of em

[BreakABone]

[color=Sienna]

Originally Posted by Blackmane

It's already been answered, its counterfeit money.


And yes, you got it Kyuzo. Pretty tricky indeed.

Did we completely skip my post where I got it long before Kyuzo?

[Canyarion]

Originally Posted by ulala06

a man walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. the bartender pulls out a gun and points at him, and the man says thank you and leaves. why?

He had hick-ups! Or what are they called?

Edit: too late.

[MuGen]

I actually answered Counterfeit way while back, and he completely missed it and posted the riddle again. Is when I answered Counterfeit AGAIN, and thats probably when you answered BreakAbone...

Look at the previous posts at the first time he asked the question.

He's a riddle

You can look at it and see yourself.
You can touch it and not see yourself.
What is it?

[Dark Samurai]

Originally Posted by Kyuzo

You can look at it and see yourself.
You can touch it and not see yourself.
What is it?

Water? If you dont touch it you can see yourself, and when you do your face gets distorted (sp?)... maybe?

[Crash]

Originally Posted by Dark Samurai

Water? If you dont touch it you can see yourself, and when you do your face gets distorted (sp?)... maybe?

just what i was thinking