What will Reggie say?

Crash · 05-16-2005, 02:25 AM

2 days left, what will he say?

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Hi, Its Reggie again, I've kicked some ass, and taken a few names (rolls out 500 foot scroll) But theres room for more! (writes bill gates on board)

BRING IT YOU POINDEXTER BITCH!!!!!!

or

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Reggie: So Microsoft unveiled their new console X-Box 360 on MTV. Did you see this?? Have you heard about this? No harddrive or backwards compatibility either... The new season of PUNK'D is starting out pretty good!

Miyamoto on the bongos: Ba-da dum *ching*

Reggie: It seems Perfect Dark Zero is gonna be a launch title. Did you see this?? Have you heard about this? Since when did Rare outsource their games?

Miyamoto: *laughter*

DeathsHand · 05-16-2005, 02:59 AM

I'm guessing he'll say something about the lines of "FIRE BAD!!!!"

But whatever he says, I'm pretty sure it'll be as emberassing for gamers as that Xbox 360 MTV special was...

Bond · 05-16-2005, 07:42 AM

Possibly he will learn how to speak English and/or how to be professional.

gekko · 05-16-2005, 10:49 AM

Better yet, he's fired, and some 10 year old kid will go up there and make a speech. Oh wait, J Allard and Ed Fries are still working for MS. Hmm... who does Sony have speak? Can't be nearly as bad.

How can you make fun of Reggie? He launched Pizza Hut's Bigfoot pizza!

BreakABone · 05-16-2005, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Bond

Possibly he will learn how to speak English and/or how to be professional.

Maybe I'm mistaken, but how does he not speak English? He seems to speak well.

And how was he not being professional? If its your job to get people interested, he did a pretty good job...

DeathsHand · 05-16-2005, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BreakABone

And how was he not being professional? If its your job to get people interested, he did a pretty good job...

But he gets people interested at the expense of making himself look like an oaf...

He goes out there and makes some dumb 'badass-esque' remark and Nintendo fans are like OMFG PLZ TAKE MY NAME REGGIE!!

"Look at this system it has two screens!!!! Microsoft and Sony are teh joke!!!"

No Reggie, you're the joke... You're the joke...

Crash · 05-16-2005, 03:46 PM

but that's what makes him so cool!!

Reggie is ahelluva lot cooler than Peter Moore

Perfect Stu · 05-16-2005, 04:13 PM

He'll bring out the trademark ass-kicking/name-taking remark, talk about Nintendo, and then reveal that he is infact the human version of Donkey Kong

DarrenMcLeod · 05-16-2005, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Perfect Stu

He'll bring out the trademark ass-kicking/name-taking remark, talk about Nintendo, and then reveal that he is infact the human version of Donkey Kong

Everything above is true.

Teuthida · 05-17-2005, 12:52 AM

He's not gonna say anything. He's going to walk out on stage with a large dufflebag and dump out Gates's dismembered corpse. You heard it here first.

DarrenMcLeod · 05-17-2005, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Danchastu

He's not gonna say anything. He's going to walk out on stage with a large dufflebag and dump out Gates's dismembered corpse. You heard it here first.

Your Reggie/Cliche Guevara avatar is awesome.

BreakABone · 05-17-2005, 01:09 AM

Well, I just got off the phone with my peeps in LA

It seems like Reggie is in his hotel room

He's making his list.

He's checking it twice.

He's gonna find out whos ass to kick thrice.

It doesn't matter because he kicks all levels of ass.

Crash · 05-17-2005, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by BreakABone

Well, I just got off the phone with my peeps in LA

It seems like Reggie is in his hotel room

He's making his list.

He's checking it twice.

He's gonna find out whos ass to kick thrice.

It doesn't matter because he kicks all levels of ass.

+ rep

Crash · 05-17-2005, 09:36 PM

check the sig. Iwata: WHOS YOUR DADDY!?!?!?

DarrenMcLeod · 05-17-2005, 09:37 PM

I killed myself laughing every time Iwata brought up Reggie.