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The sexiest man in Gametavern
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Man don't you ever get dumped like this guys
got this from another message board...lmbao
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>"So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to her sucking off some dude. his nuts in her mouth, she looks at the camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix. F#cked up huh? I want to die."
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09-01-2002, 03:16 PM
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Freaky me Freaky you
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09-01-2002, 10:12 PM
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09-02-2002, 11:20 AM
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Pinned by Dyne on Festivus
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Wow. I'm speechless, I have no speech.
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09-02-2002, 12:21 PM
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The World Ends with Poo
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LOL.
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09-02-2002, 03:14 PM
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...Only in teh Black Project forum...Thank god for crap like this, otherwise, I wouldnt still be wasting my dbloons here.
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09-02-2002, 06:15 PM
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That's just cruel. Plain cruel.
I feel sorry for the dude, hehe.
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09-02-2002, 07:52 PM
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That has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever read in my life and some screwed up sh!t to say the least.
Wow:eek:
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09-05-2002, 09:23 AM
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What are the chances that that story is true?? I don't think it is. The dude wouldn't post it unless he was really mad at her, and then he would have said it otherwise.
Anyone could have posted that. 
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09-08-2002, 05:13 PM
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that is one of the worst things anyone could ever do!!! God that's just sick! Things like this make me wish there was a Heaven and Hell, so people like her will suffer.
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09-08-2002, 06:02 PM
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Ew......
*shudders at the thought*
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09-14-2002, 05:58 PM
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The sexiest man in Gametavern
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That's just cruel. Plain cruel.
I feel sorry for the dude, hehe.
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If you feel so sorry?/ how come I detect a hint of laughter ....don't ask me how I can tell maybe it's that "hehe" at the end of your sentence?? 
But neways it's funny and gross at the same time...I hope you enjoyed reading it.  I know I did. I'll post more stuff like this if I can find it.
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09-17-2002, 08:45 AM
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What a bitch, I would have given that slag a good slap then gone and kicked the complete and utter sh¿t out of the guy on the tape. I cant believe that happened, and the brownies... he... he ate them.
Man I would have given that guy a good kicking.
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09-17-2002, 05:01 PM
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Knight
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AHAHAHAHA... lol.. thats some funny ****.. but umm... poor guy.... eww he hate the brownies thats just nasty ....
I wonder if he ate aaaallllll the brownies
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09-24-2002, 11:53 PM
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That happened to one of my friends before.
A while back he was cheating on his GF with this skanky slut, (Which I dated for a month!). When he was on vacation in Florida his Gf sent him a care package with cookies and Episodes of South Park. It showed his Gf in the Bathroom. She was like, "I hope your eating these." Then she takes a **** in the cookies.
lol... he was a changed man after that.
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