Today I started the game. Here are some photos from the start of my Journey:
I just started there's my name!
LINK HE COME TO SAVE! COME TO SAVE THE PRINCESS ZELDA! Wait... Not in this game.
Sometimes link does this little flip in when he jumps in this game. I forgot about that.
THE SKULL KID!
NOT EPONA! NOOOOOO!
Piss! He turned me into a deku scrub... Link is not happy at his water reflection.
This is not Navi, but she'll do for now.
This man says he can help me get back to normal.
This game is played over the span of 3 "In game days" which works out to roughly two hours real time. At the end of the 3rd day something bad will happen, where the moon slams into the earth! WTF?!
So anyway this fairy says "Go find the great fairy, you don't even have 3 days now" So I set off to find the great fairy.
Along the way I run into everyone's favorite middle-aged elf. Tingle! TINGLE TINGLE Kooloo Limpah! These are tingles magic words he made up, don't steal them.
I make it to dat Fairy fountain, turns out the fairy is all split up into pieces. And yeah, skull kid did it.
After I found the missing chunk of great fairy she turned back to normal. Turns out she's a french whore. She loves me.
She gives me the power of magic and stuff, makes me feel all better. Tells me to talk to the guy at the observatory. Turns out there's this gang of kids blocking the way to the observatory though, and they're little jerks. So I have to pop this balloon with my new found bubble ability, and then play hide and seek. Not fun.
Finally I catch them all, and they tell me their secret code. I make it to the observatory and the old man there tells me to look through the telescope at the clock tower!
What is that shit really? Gonna have to mess up a skull kid. Turns out the clock tower only opens up on the eve of the carnival every year. Pretty lucky that the eve of the carnival is midnight of the 3rd day, huh? Yeah... So now I wait until midnight on day 3. Lol.
Found him
So I get my ocarina back, remember the song of time, and blast my way back into the past to find myself some powers of ass-kickery. Maybe a better sword, a bigger bag for rupees, who knows what I'll find on my journey? All I know is that I will be messing skull kid up for this shit. So anyway I play the song of time and GTFO and save. I'll play some more tomorrow.