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Old 10-27-2005, 04:35 PM   #1
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Default Would this work.....?

You probably know that most men manhoods hang to the left (or right when they're lefthanded).

I was wondering, would it be possible to get it 'even' again by pissing with your lefthand and stuff for a long time?
What do you think?
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Old 10-27-2005, 05:28 PM   #2
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Oh boy, this thread is going down in the books for sure...

Alright, how do I go about answering this question...

I believe the direction your gonzo points is based on the uneven weight distribution between your marbles. And only way to fix that is to gain the ability to selectively control over which marble you allow your release to come from. Nomrally the release comes from both but there are those among us who through various techniques and exercise have been to learn how to select just one and turn the other one off, so to speak. Whichever marble is heavier is the one you want to drain more often. Then when the marbles weigh even, the gonzo will point true north.

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Old 10-27-2005, 07:13 PM   #3
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Hahah, unless it swings to the left while you're erect, you should be fine.

You know, the left sideof your body is naturally bigger than your right side because your heart is situated on the left; so in turn, blood arrives faster to your left side. My mom learned this in her nursing days.

That probably plays a role in this.
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Old 10-27-2005, 08:06 PM   #4
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I think it just goes by what hand you jack off with.

I said it.


And its probably no issue, unless during sex you have to like...twist your whole body to deal for the curvature, if any.
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Old 10-27-2005, 09:40 PM   #5
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The hell? What research supports this?
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Old 11-01-2005, 12:38 AM   #6
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Old 11-01-2005, 01:24 AM   #7
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There are a number of sites that address this issue. #1 seems to be erections at a young age based upon the underwear. So Mr. Bojangle gets fitted based on his early expansions...

...I, er- was curious once too...
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