Prologue:
The galaxy is in great peril. The Rebel Alliance and the Galactic Empire, both weakened from years of military unrest, continue to battle for control of the galaxy. Most observers now believe the elongated conflict is finally reaching its end, and only one faction will survive.
Will it be the Rebel Alliance?
Or will it be the Galactic Empire?
You decide!
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Day One
It was a kind and somber night, much like the calm before the storm.
In the words of the Rebel Alliance…
*Knock. Knock.*
"Han? … Han! The Falcon is nearly ready to take off; we have to get out of here!"
"Just a minute, Luke, I’m nearly finished."
"Finished? Finished with what?"
"Uh, er, just hang on, we’re almost done!"
"We? Who is we?"
"Me, I meant me."
"Han, I’m coming in there!"
"That’s a ba…"
"LEIA! What is going on in here?"
"Han and I were just going over battle plans, you know, tactical penetration and such."
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Day Two
The night is darkest just before the dawn. In the Trade Federation’s Prison, it is always before the dawn.
In the words of the Rebel Alliance…
“Arrrrggggghhhhhhhh.”
“Grrrrrrfffffff.”
(For purposes of this transcript, Chewbacca’s primitive speech will be translated to English.)
Over intercom: “Chewbacca, a little green man, resembling an unpruned shrub, has posted bail for you and is coming to your cell now.”
“Chewbacca, what have you done?” said Yoda. “The Rebel Alliance cannot risk losing your military expertise at this great time of need!”
“Why were you locked up in this Trade Federation Prison, anyway?”
“Arrggghhh. I “allegedly” raped Princess Leia, but you and I both know this would be impossible, as Han and Leia are going steady. Grrrffffff.”
“True this is, my Wookie friend.”
“Well, the Rebel Alliance and Jedi Council must now move beyond this obvious misunderstanding, as the Galactic Empire threatens our very survival.”
(While Yoda is not looking, Chewbacca proceeds to toss away some unused “Galaxy Go Condoms” from his fur.)
“Quickly Chewbacca, we must board my ship and join the others at the forest moon of Endor, to begin our assault on the Empire.”
In the words of the Galactic Empire…
*Heavy breathing.*
*Heavy breathing.*
*More heavy breathing.*
*Struggled heavy breathing.*
*Near-death heavy breathing.*
(Darth Vader collapses at the feet of Emperor Palpatine.)
To be continued…
Player / Character List
1. BreakABone - Admiral Ackbar
2. jeepnut - Padme Amidala
3. Fyacin - C-3PO
4. Ric - Darth Vader
5. Dylflon - Chewbacca
6. Teuthida - Boba Fett
7. tornadothrasher - Jabba the Hutt
8. thatmariolover - Obi-Wan Kenobi
9. Bube - Princess Leia Organa
10. Nighthawk - Emperor Palpatine
11. Swan - R2-D2
12. Typhoid - Luke Skywalker
13. Angrist - Han Solo
14. manasecret - Lando Calrissian
15. The Germanator - Yoda
16. Combine - Jango Fett
17. BlueFire - General Grievous
18. Vampyr - Qui-Gon Jinn
19. Darmani - Darth Maul
This round will end in a little over two days on Sunday June 14th at 9:00 ET / 8:00 CT / 6:00 PT.
Make sure to get at least two posts in and your vote.
Mafia Round 1 - Tactical Appraisal | "Galaxy Go"
) are displaying the kind of response I would expect from the black hearted imperial space scum. Lower your wepon and justify your actions or I sware that in the interests of the Rebel alliance I will strike you down with my light sabre.
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