GT Battle Royale: Round 1: Hank Scorpio vs Super Mario

[BreakABone]

Welcome one and welcome all, to the GameTavern Battle Royale. Characters from the world of film, television and video games, duke it out to be crowned the GameTavern Champion.

Our first round match-ups shall be fast-paced and intense, lasting only a day so that we can get through 32 match-ups in no time.

Without further ado, round one begins now!
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Hank Scorpio

Hank Scorpio (Albert Brooks) is an evil genius. He is also the cheerful, friendly owner of Globex Corporation. Scorpio is considered by some to be Albert Brooks' best voice performance on The Simpsons[58] and for this and four other guest performances he was named the greatest guest star in the show's history by IGN[58]. Brooks ad-libbed many of his lines.[59] Homer and his family never knew that Scorpio is an international criminal and they will never know about it. His name is a reference to Frank Serpico.

Super Mario

Mario (マリオ?) is a fictional character in his eponymous video game series, created by video game designer Shigeru Miyamoto. Serving as Nintendo's mascot and the main protagonist of the series, Mario has appeared in over 200 video games since his creation. Though originally only appearing in platform games, starting with Donkey Kong, Mario currently appears in video game genres such as racing, puzzle, role-playing, fighting, and sports.

Mario is depicted as a short, pudgy, Italian plumber who lives in the Mushroom Kingdom. He repeatedly stops Bowser's numerous plans to kidnap Princess Peach and subjugate the Mushroom Kingdom. He also has other enemies and rivals, including Donkey Kong and Wario. Since 1995, Mario has been voiced by Charles Martinet.[1]

Let's get it on!

[Typhoid]

Hank Scorpio all the way.

[Fox 6]

Best 1 time Simpsons character of all time?

[Typhoid]

Originally Posted by Fox 6

Best 1 time Simpsons character of all time?

I still want them to bring him back.

[Fox 6]

Originally Posted by Typhoid

I still want them to bring him back.

Ever see someone say goodbye to a shoe?

[Typhoid]

Best Hank Scorpio lines:

We don't have bums in our town, Marge, and if we did they wouldn't rush, they'd be allowed to go at their own pace.

Hank Scorpio: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country? Italy or France?
Homer: France.
[Scorpio adjusts a giant laser cannon pointing towards the sky]
Hank Scorpio: Heh heh heh. Nobody ever says Italy...

Homer: Uh... you have any sugar around here?
Hank Scorpio: Sugar? Sure.
[takes two handfuls of sugar out of his pockets]
Hank Scorpio: There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream?
[reaches back into his pockets]

[BreakABone]

Sorry about the delay but been out of town, and now that back can get this show on the road.

And Hank Scorpio defeats Mario.