You're grasping at straws. How can you talk about art and skill?
Starry Nighted your ass.
And who knows what the make up of that is. Could be anything. Whereas with pie you have this:
Except just change the fruit for variation. Yawn.
And I like how you're playing the name game. Cheesecake is called cake but is really pie but then Hostess pies aren't really pies but pasties. Picking and choosing what's what instead of going by what it's called.